His girth is wide
His balding head lacks hair like silk
He shares no time honored galkan pride
To bad no one weened him off of mother's milk
In subligar his fashion sense he'll strut,
His crack only covered by the length of a poll-arm,
These indignities we suffer from seeing his huge old butt.
Devilish nightmares cause us our Mental Harm
Windurst is where he plots this villainous treason.
A smelly galka by the name of Maior
A galkan thong isn't right no matter what season.
He was MPKed that fateful day in Virtra's Lair
For this you see no one will pine
A Scantily clad Galka will always cross the line!

This up coming week (granted nothing strange occures like it has seem to happen this week) i have offered mine and Gol's services to help get some of the lower ranked members of AM and Subligar Models there Rank 5's... as we all know Rank 5 is an important keystone in this game. Please post an entry if you still need Rank 5. Thx- Milo
P.s. Your in good hands lol gol and i go up into the tower when we get bored so its alot... the nm's there are a huge push over.
This friday and saturday work best for us. (Sunday's no longer work because of an Exp page static we have) Just /tell me that your interested ^^ i enjoy doing all the rank 1-5 missions so it shouldn't be a problem no matter which your on.